acutebabyangle:

Keep your friends at a relatively large emotional distance, and you’re enemies preserved in small jars on your window sill

scrawlingsurrealities:

thatneedstogo:

Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

this

basically how i feel about Decent Pizza. i always get buffalo chicken pizza. it is so good. and i’m scared to try anything else because how can anything ever be better than something that good? also, sweetwater and yuengling on tap.

waiting-for-the-tardis:

#NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS THE BEST PART OF THE SHOW